Do you have what it takes to win!? No? Just press the button and Mr. Meeseeks will be at your service, no doubt about it! And if he can't help you, just press it again...and again...and again. Then prepare to debase yourself in vile and twisted ways to claw your way to victory! Or just sit back and watch your friends debase themselves. That's kinda like winning, right!?
YOU GOTTA GET THIS AWESOME GAME, BROH!!